Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.