Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.