Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.