Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch