Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.