Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs