Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.