Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Veterans Day Parade Jokes More Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.