Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.