Because they don't have anybody to go with.
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There were too many vets.
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
The guest of honor always shows up late!
They're drop dead gorgeous!
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
You should know more than your dog.
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.
