Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.