Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.