Veterans Day Parade Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick