How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.