How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull