How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.