How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.