Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.