Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart