Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.