Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)