What jumps up and down in front of a car ?

Froglights !

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow