What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.