What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

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What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.