What has ten letters and starts with gas?

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

Ready teddy go !

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Flatulence Jokes More Flatulence Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**