flatulence"
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Post office.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.
Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**