Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**