Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead