Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.