Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.