What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.