How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.