What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite form of coordination?

HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE