What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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gize.

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE