Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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