Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.