Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.