What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!"

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.