What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.