What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.