Liter Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.