What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Take us to your liter."

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!