What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."