What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Miscarriage

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Where in earth have you been !

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Alien vs. Predator

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You're drunk ET, go home!"

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."