What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.