What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.