How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.