How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.