How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.