How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.