Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.