Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.