Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
He wanted to work overtime.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
Three wars
They were Putin up with him.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
They couldn't afford it.
He likes to keep things low key.
Painless Porker.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.