Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine