Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What did Oliver Twist say at the slave auction?

Please sir, I want some moors.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.