Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.