What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D