What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.