What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.