Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.