What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.