What's the heaviest Chinese food?

wonton :3

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What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Wonton.