What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!