What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.