What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.