What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

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What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.