What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy