How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton