How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.