How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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How much does a dragon weigh?

Wonton

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.