Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

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What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What is a Chinese person's favorite wound?

Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.