Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle