Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.