Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..