Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...