What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What's every cat's favorite song?

A: Three Blind Mice!