What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.