What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.