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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A pedantry.
The chain is too long.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
Because he felt like BACON!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
It saw a pikachu across the street.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Linoleum blown apart
It was tired of being taken for granite.
In the kitchen.
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
None, that's women's work!
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
A counter reformation.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Because he felt like bacon. :P
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
She isn't standing in the kitchen
Just Juan.
Because it has microwaves
Bacon! Get it?
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
Kitchen
The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
A Chef of course...
There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!
Just don't monkey with him.
To start some bacon
A recipe spook.
The Sioux chef
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Because they always surrender!
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Scare spray!
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
He threw them off their tracks.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Good morning, ladies!"
Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Milk sheikh
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
