Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What can I get you Mr. President?

P

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon