Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.