Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.