Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works