Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.