Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped?

She isn't standing in the kitchen

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works