Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log