Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.