Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !