How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.