How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.