What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Plan B Jokes More Plan B Jokes

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.