What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.