He nuts and bolts
You bust a nut
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A hens nights
My Roku.
Plan C-ya.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
A row bot.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Bolt upright.
Because he nuts and bolts.