What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts