What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"