What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt