What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts