What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.