What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"