What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do mesquite trees get taller?

They stand on their mesqui-toes!

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."