What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt