What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.