What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts