What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.