What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh