What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.