What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."