What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them