What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Who drives away all his customers ?

A taxi driver.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.