What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"