What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!