When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.