When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND ....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy