When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)