When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy