What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...