What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!