What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.