What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7?

Because they can't even.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.