Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land