How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.