Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Tran Jokes More Tran Jokes

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.