Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

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You can drop her off anywhere.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

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Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.