Waste Jokes

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Stall Jokes More Stall Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Total Jokes More Total Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.