Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.