Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets