Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall