Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.