What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!